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Saggy Man Boobs Personalised Card

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  • Giant
    290x410mm | £9.99
  • A4
    297x210mm | £5.99
  • A5
    148x210mm | £3.29
  • A6
    148x105mm | £1.99
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No personalisation required on this front, however you can write a message on the inside.

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Quantity Large
A4 & Large Square
A5 & Square
Small Discount
1 - 10 £5.99 £3.29 £1.99
11 - 20 £3.00 £1.65 £1.00 50%
21 - 50 £2.70 £1.48 £0.90 55%
51 - 100 £2.40 £1.32 80p 60%
101+ £1.80 99p 60p 70%
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Make someone laugh on their Birthday with a cheeky personalised card from Dean Morris.

Add the recipient's name to the front of the card to make an extra special and unique Birthday card.

When you've finished editing the front of your card you can edit the inside pages by selecting a pre-written verse or writing your own personal message using our spellcheck feature and range of fonts and colours.

Due to current situation deliveries could be delayed. Royal Mail are currently delivering 83% of First Class post the next day but please allow up to 5 working days
Standard First Class Post1-5 working days for delivery £0.76 - £1.20(depending on card size)
UK Next Working Daydelivery before 9pm £6.75
UK Next Working Daydelivery before 12pm £10.95
Saturday Guaranteed £7.95
HERMES Couriergiant cards only - UK only £2.99
Airmail (Europe)up to 7 working days for delivery £1.50 to £1.95(depending on card size)
Airmail (Rest of World)up to 12 working days for delivery £1.50 to £3.75(depending on card size)
Australiaup to 12 working days for delivery £2.00 to £4.75(depending on card size)(£20.00 for Giant cards)
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