Terrible Dad Jokes for All Occasions

Published on: October 29, 2024

We all know them – those cringeworthy yet endearingly cheesy Dad jokes that leave us groaning, chuckling, or both! Whether you’re a dad yourself or simply love to share these puns, bad dad jokes are a staple of British humour.

Sharing a cheesy dad joke can lift someone’s spirits and lighten the mood, which is especially important this November during Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Why not jot down a few favourites in a personalised notebook to keep for when you need? Or better yet, share the laughs with friends using our Dad Jokes Card Pack!

Cheesy Dad Jokes for the Kids

Guaranteed to get giggles!

  1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one!
  1. What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
    You might think it’s “R,” but his first love be the “C!”
  1. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
    Because she’ll let it go!
  1. How do you make a tissue dance?
    You put a little boogie in it!
  1. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
    It had a virus!

Bad Dad Jokes for the Wife

Prepare for eye rolls!

  1. Why did I bring a ladder to our date night?
    Because I heard the food is on another level!
  1. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
    Great food, no atmosphere!
  1. What did the traffic light say to the car?
    Don’t look! I’m about to change!
  1. Why do I bring a pencil to bed?
    So we can draw the curtains.
  1. How do I know you love gardening?
    Because you’re always digging up my mistakes!

Bad Dad Jokes for Christmas

Get everyone in the festive spirit!

  1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
    An abdominal snowman!
  1. Why did Santa go to music school?
    He wanted to improve his wrapping!
  1. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    Frostbite!
  1. Why was the Christmas tree bad at knitting?
    It kept dropping its needles!
  1. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
    Rude-olph!

Bad Dad Jokes for Work

Spread some laughs around the office!

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
  1. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
    He couldn’t see himself doing it.
  1. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    Because it was two-tired!
  1. I was going to make a joke about retirement, but it didn’t work.
  1. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
    Because he took a day off!

They may be cheesy, but awful dad jokes have a way of adding some amusement to any occasion. Stuck on what to write in your next card? Drop in your favourite bad dad joke for guaranteed laughs! For even more pun-filled fun, check out our Dad Jokes Book. Looking for the perfect present? Explore our hilarious range of novelty gifts – guaranteed to spread some joy to the people in your life who love a good laugh.