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Don't Blame it On Christmas Card

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If you know someone who likes to blame their love of snacks on Christmas, then send them this brutally honest design from the Banter King range by James Greenwood.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't make any changes to the design on the front.

You can customise the inside page by writing a festive message with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

For delivery, have their card sent back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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