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Even wankers deserve a Christmas Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Wish that wanker in your life a merry Christmas, with this funny design from Dean Morris.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't make any changes to the design on the front.

Personalise the inside page by writing a message with our text editor, or leave it blank, and hand write something when the card arrives.

Have it sent directly to your recipient's front door, or have it delivered back to your own address.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days

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