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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Know someone who is a perpetual dieter? Well send them this fun design from PG Quips to tell them to fork the diet, because everyone knows that calories don't count on your birthday!

Simply add their name to the front of the design to create a unique birthday card.

You can even personalise the inside of the card by writing a personal message (reminding them to share their birthday cake with you) using our spellcheck feature as well as a variety of fonts and colours, or you can add a pre-written verse.

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