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Less of an Arsehole than Most Valentine's Card

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50% Off 5+ Cards! Use Code: 50FIVE

  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Let them know they're less of an arsehole than most people with this rude but funny design from Dean Morris.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't edit the design on the front.

You can customise the page inside by writing a message with our text editor, or choose to leave it blank so that you can add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

Have it delivered back to your own home, or directly to your recipient's door.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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