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Merry F*cking Christmas Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Wish someone a merry Christmas with this rude but funny design from Buddy Fernandez.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't make any changes to the design on the front.

You can customise the inside page by writing a festive message with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

For delivery, have their card sent back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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