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Dog F**king Hates You Birthday Card

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Wish someone a happy birthday by reminding them that your dog hates them with this funny design from Brainbox Candy.

This is a non-personalised card, so you don't have to make any changes to the design on the front.

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You can have the card delivered directly to their front door, or back to your own address.

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Delivered in 1-3 days

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