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No Hollywood Handshake Birthday Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

If you can't get them the Hollywood handshake...do the next best thing and give them this funny spoof design from Filthy Sentiments.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't make any changes to the front page.

You can customise the inside page by writing a birthday message with our text editor, or you can leave it blank, and hand write something when the card arrives.

Have it sent directly to your recipient's front door, or back to your own address so that you can hand it to them in person.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days

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