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Perfect Christmas Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

If you know someone whose idea of a perfect Christmas is alcohol, a good box set and peace and quiet, then this design from Buddy Fernandez might just be perfect for them.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't change the design on the front.

Add a personal touch to the inside page by writing a message with our text editor, or if you'd prefer to add a handwritten message when the card arrives, you can leave it blank.

You can have it delivered back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivered in 1-3 days

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