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Really Old Person Birthday Card

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  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Give them a giggle or massively offend your loved one with this edgy birthday card. If they're getting on a bit (or even if they're not), this could be the card for them. As long as they can take a joke...

This card is non personalised, meaning the design on the front cover can't be altered. However, you can write inside the card with our text editor, or leave it blank to handwrite something yourself. For delivery, you can choose to either send it back to your address or directly to the recipient.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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