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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
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  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Know someone who loves footie, and who loves a good pun? Then they might just be a fan of this hilarious card by PG Quips.

To make it extra unique, just add their name to the front of the design.

You can also personalise the inside of the card by adding a pre-written verse, or write your own message using our spellcheck feature as well as a variety of colours and fonts.


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