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Turd on the Pitch Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
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  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Know someone who loves footie, and who loves a good pun? Then they might just be a fan of this hilarious card by PG Quips.

To make it extra unique, just add their name to the front of the design.

You can also personalise the inside of the card by adding a pre-written verse, or write your own message using our spellcheck feature as well as a variety of colours and fonts.

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Delivered in 1-3 days

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