Search
🥳30% Off 2+ Cards. Use Code
30MULTI
PersonaliseQuick & easy

Oops! There seems to be an issue...

Please type a gift message in the textbox provided.

  1. Home
  2. Cards
  3. Father's Day Cards
  4. Funny Cards
  5. Wipe your own Arse Card
product image front
product image left
product image right
product image back
Front

Wipe your own Arse Card

Pay with
ⓘ

Pay with Klarna.

Select Card Size

  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Send your Dad a Happy Father's Day card with this cheeky design from Dean Morris.

This card is non personalised, meaning the design on the front cover can't be altered. However, you can write inside the card with our text editor, or leave it blank to hand write something yourself. For delivery, you can choose to either send it back to your address or directly to the recipient.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

Select the Delivery Country

Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days

More like this

Tap to view Amazing Arse Card

Amazing Arse Card

Tap to view Buy My Own Flowers Valentines Day Card

Buy My Own Flowers Valentines Day Card

Tap to view Your Own Message Personalised Red Card

Your Own Message Personalised Red Card

Tap to view Write Your Own Message Personalised Pink Card

Write Your Own Message Personalised Pink Card

Tap to view Write Your Own Message Personalised Black Card

Write Your Own Message Personalised Black Card

Tap to view Magnificent Bum Valentine's Day Card

Magnificent Bum Valentine's Day Card

Tap to view Couldn't Put My Own Cash in This Birthday Card

Couldn't Put My Own Cash in This Birthday Card

Tap to view Be Your Own Dam Hero

Be Your Own Dam Hero

Tap to view Love You Just the Gay You Are Valentine's Card

Love You Just the Gay You Are Valentine's Card

Tap to view You Are Flamazing Card

You Are Flamazing Card

Tap to view Together We Are Mermazing Card

Together We Are Mermazing Card

Tap to view Perfect Wife I'd Pick You Valentine's Day Card

Perfect Wife I'd Pick You Valentine's Day Card

Tap to view IVG is Tough but So Are You Card

IVG is Tough but So Are You Card

Tap to view Just The Way You Are Valentine Card

Just The Way You Are Valentine Card

Tap to view Roses are Red Poems are Hard Valentine's Card

Roses are Red Poems are Hard Valentine's Card

Tap to view I'm Naked Where Are You Valentine's Card

I'm Naked Where Are You Valentine's Card

Tap to view Sorry to Hear You are in Hospital Card

Sorry to Hear You are in Hospital Card

Tap to view Purrfect just the way You are Valentine's Day Card

Purrfect just the way You are Valentine's Day Card

Tap to view When Robins Are Near Christmas Card

When Robins Are Near Christmas Card

Trustpilot

Helpful Links

About Us

Your Account

Product Info

Let's get Social

facebookTikTokinstagramyoutubex / twitterblog

Shop by Region

United Kingdom FlagUKIreland FlagIRL
Mastercardmaestrovisaamerican expressapple paypaypalclearpayKlarna

© 2025 funkypigeon.com Limited, County Gates, Ashton Road, Bristol, BS3 2JH, UK | Terms & Conditions