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You Know You're Old Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Does your friend only get back to your texts at the crack of dawn? Send them this blunt and funny design from Brainbox to celebrate their birthday.

This card is non personalised, so you cannot alter the design on the front of the card. However, you can add a special message on the inside of the card with our editor, or leave it blank and handwrite a personal message yourself. For delivery, you can choose to either send it back to your address or directly to the recipient.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days

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