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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Let someone know that they're an absolute fossil this birthday with this funny design from Brainbox Candy.

This card is non-personalised, so you don't have to change the design on the front.

You can write a message on the inside pages with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

Have the card delivered directly to their front door, or back to your own address.

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Delivered in 1-3 days

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