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A Few Words to Describe You Card

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Send a Wonderful, Awesome, Nice, Kind, Easygoing, Remarkable person this funny design from Brain Box Candy to let them know what you really think of them!

This is a non-personalised birthday card, which means you don't have to make any changes to the design on the front.

You can customise the inside page by adding a message using our text editor, or leave it blank and hand write something once the card arrives.

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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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