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A Few Words to Describe You Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Send a Wonderful, Awesome, Nice, Kind, Easygoing, Remarkable person this funny design from Brain Box Candy to let them know what you really think of them!

This is a non-personalised birthday card, which means you don't have to make any changes to the design on the front.

You can customise the inside page by adding a message using our text editor, or leave it blank and hand write something once the card arrives.

Have it delivered back to your own address. or directly to your recipient's front door.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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