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Absolute MILF Valentine Photo Card
Absolute MILF Valentine Photo Card
Available in 4 card sizes
From £3.99 for our Standard A5
Other sizes available from £2.99
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- Upload photos from any device
- Add a personal touch to the inside pages
- Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
- Choose from a variety of card sizes
- Printed on high quality, recyclable card
- Fast delivery available
Send this cheeky valentine card from Laura Lonsdale.
Add your own text to the bottom of the card where you can include their name, as well change the message to make it a card for any occasion.
You can upload one photo from any device, whether it's your phone, tablet or desktop computer. You can also upload photos directly from Facebook and Instagram.
Choose to send this card back to your address so you can handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. You can also choose to send this card directly to the recipient's address, after you've written your own message inside with our online editor.
Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to: Crop, rotate, and improve your images with filters and special effects, as well as the ability to edit the text with the font, size, colour and more.
Photos can also be added inside this card, with our various inside template designs. You can add images to the inside left, inside right and even to the back of the card for that extra surprise.
Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3), as well as pre-written verses inside the card.
All our greeting cards are printed using high-quality, recyclable card, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.
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