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Basically Dead In Dog Years Birthday Card

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  • Printed on our finest premium card for a luxury matte finish
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Premium FSC® certified, environmentally friendly card
  • Personalise inside with your message
  • Can be sent direct to the recipient's address or back to you
  • Fast delivery available

If you know someone who you think/know is old in dog years, this could well be the card for them. A funny card idea suitable for someone who might be getting on a bit... as long as they're not easily offended, you should be OK*.

This card is non personalised, meaning the design on the front cover can't be altered. However, you can still write your message inside the card.

*We are not responsible for offending your loved one.

This premium square card is printed using our finest card which features a unique, high-quality matte finish for a fantastic result that looks and feels great. This premium card stock is made from 100% FSC® certified, environmentally friendly ECF (Elemental Chlorine Free) 300 gsm board for a thicker card that really stands out.

Personalise the inside of your card with your message using our text editor, selecting one of our pre-written verses to get started or writing your own message with our spell check and font and colour choices.

Once you're finished creating your personalised premium square card, you can have it delivered straight to their address on a day of your choosing, or send it back to your address if you'd prefer to deliver it in person. You can even add a "Do not open until..." message for the recipient if sending in advance, so they know not to open it yet!

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Delivered in 1-3 days

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