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Birthdays are Like Bumholes Card

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  • Printed on our finest premium card for a luxury matte finish
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
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  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Wish someone a happy birthday by letting them know that birthdays are like bumholes with this cheeky design from Buddy Fernandez.

This is a non-personalised card, so you don't have to alter the design on the front.

This premium square card is printed using our finest card which features a unique, high-quality matte finish for a fantastic result that looks and feels great. This uncoated premium card stock is made from 100% FSC® certified, environmentally friendly ECF (Elemental Chlorine Free) 300 gsm board for a thicker card that really stands out.

Personalise the inside of your card with your message using our text editor with our spell check and font and colour choices. You can even scan your handwriting into the card for a special touch.

Once you're finished creating your personalised premium square card, you can have it delivered straight to their address on a day of your choosing, or send it back to your address if you'd prefer to deliver it in person. You can even add a "Do not open until..." message for the recipient if sending in advance, so they know not to open it yet!

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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