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Can I Lick Your Candy Stick Christmas Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Send someone rude Christmas wishes with this cheeky design from James Greenwood's Banter King range.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't make any changes to the design on the front.

You can customise the inside page by writing a festive message with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

For delivery, have their card sent back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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