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Can We Just Screw Valentine's Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Get straight to the point with this cheeky design from Dean Morris.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to make any changes to the front page.

Add a personal touch to the inside page and write a message with our text editor, or leave it blank so that you can add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

You can have their card sent directly to their address, or back to your own home.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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