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Candles and Calories Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Wish someone you know a Happy Birthday with this sarcastic personalised card from the Spoken in Jest range by Emotional Rescue.

Add the recipient's Name to the front of the card to make it extra humorous for that older friend in your life!

When you've finished editing the front of your card you can select a pre-written verse for the inside pages, or write your own personal message using our spellcheck feature and range of fonts and colours.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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