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Cucumbers Are Enormous Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Wish someone special a happy Birthday with a personalised card from Quitting Hollywood.

Add the recipient's name to the front of the card to make it extra special and unique.

When you've finished editing the front of your card you can then select a pre-written verse for the inside pages, or write your own personal message using our spellcheck feature and range of fonts and colours.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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