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Do It Yourself Personalised Retirement Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Send a funny card to someone special to celebrate their retirement with this personalised card from Emotional Rescue.

Customise the card with the recipient's name to create an extra special and personal card.

You can also add photos inside the card and write your own special message using our selection of fonts and colours. Don't forget to preview your card to make sure it's perfect before ordering.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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