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Don't be an Asshole Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Wish someone a happy birthday with this cheeky design from Tillovision's Mungo & Shoddy range.

Add their name to the design on the front to make this card extra unique.

Customise the inside pages with photos, add a pre-written verse or write a message with our spell check feature and variety of colours and fonts.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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