Don't be an Asshole Personalised Card

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Next day and 1st class delivery available
93% delivered next working day - more info

Delivery Options:

Royal Mail First Class
- 1-3 days for delivery

Royal Mail aim to deliver 93% of 1st Class mail the next working day.

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Royal Mail aim to deliver 93% of 1st Class mail the next working day however, this can take 1-3 working days.

Standard First Class Post1-3 working days for delivery. 93% arrive next day.	£0.85 - £1.50(depending on card size)
UK Next Working Daydelivery before 4pm Standard (A5) / Small (A6) / Square Large (A4) / Large Square	£3.99 £4.99
UK Next Working Daydelivery before 11am Standard (A5) / Small (A6) / Square Large (A4) / Large Square	£5.99 £6.99
Saturday Guaranteed Standard (A5) / Small (A6) / Square Large (A4) / Large Square	£4.99 £5.99
HERMES Couriergiant cards only - UK only	£2.99
Airmail (Europe)up to 5 working days for delivery	£1.50 to £1.95(depending on card size)
Airmail (Rest of World)up to 10 working days for delivery	£1.50 to £3.75(depending on card size)
Australiaup to 10 working days for delivery	£2.00 to £4.75(depending on card size)(£20.00 for Giant cards)