Search
PersonaliseQuick & easy only takes 60 seconds

Oops! There seems to be an issue...

Please type a gift message in the textbox provided.

  1. Home
  2. Cards
  3. Christmas Cards
  4. Funny Cards
  5. Don't Mention Christmas Card
Photo of Don't Mention Christmas Card
Product image back
Front

Don't Mention Christmas Card

Pay with
ⓘ

Pay with Klarna.

Select Card Size

50% Off 5+ Cards! Use Code: 50FIVE

🚚 Get it posted today - order in the next

2 hours 38 minutes 57 seconds
  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Wish someone a Merry Christmas with this funny card from Emotional Rescue.

Personalise the cover with a name and football team.

You can send this card back to your address to handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. Or you can send this card directly to the recipient's address, after you've written your own message inside with our online editor.

Photos can also be added inside this card, with our various inside template designs. You can add images to the inside left, inside right and even to the back of the card for that extra surprise.

Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to: Crop, rotate, and improve your images with filters and special effects, as well as the ability to edit the text with the font, size, colour and more.

Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3), as well as stickers inside the card.

All our greeting cards are printed using high-quality, recyclable card, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.

Select the Delivery Country

Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 2-4 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days

More like this

Tap to view Christmas Planning Xmas Card

Christmas Planning Xmas Card

Tap to view Santa & Co Allotment Christmas Card

Santa & Co Allotment Christmas Card

Tap to view That Git From The Council Santa & Co Christmas Card

That Git From The Council Santa & Co Christmas Card

Tap to view While Scrolling Through Netflix Christmas Card

While Scrolling Through Netflix Christmas Card

Tap to view Santa & Co Bathtime Christmas Card

Santa & Co Bathtime Christmas Card

Tap to view Husband Couldn't Love You More Christmas Card

Husband Couldn't Love You More Christmas Card

Tap to view Google Search Christmas Arguments Card

Google Search Christmas Arguments Card

Tap to view Christmas Checklist Card

Christmas Checklist Card

Tap to view Nutsville - Wild & Crazy Xmas Christmas Card

Nutsville - Wild & Crazy Xmas Christmas Card

Tap to view 3 Wisemen Funny Christmas Card

3 Wisemen Funny Christmas Card

Tap to view Eaten Your Bodyweight In Chocolate Christmas Card

Eaten Your Bodyweight In Chocolate Christmas Card

Tap to view Time for Gin Now Christmas Card

Time for Gin Now Christmas Card

Tap to view Mum Middle Isle Of Aldi Christmas Card

Mum Middle Isle Of Aldi Christmas Card

Tap to view Rachael Hale Dachshund Through The Snow Christmas Card

Rachael Hale Dachshund Through The Snow Christmas Card

Tap to view Gender-Neutral Christmas Tree Card

Gender-Neutral Christmas Tree Card

Tap to view Seasonal Cutbacks Christmas Card

Seasonal Cutbacks Christmas Card

Tap to view Ikea Sleigh Christmas Card

Ikea Sleigh Christmas Card

Tap to view Wife Santa Threats Christmas Card

Wife Santa Threats Christmas Card

Tap to view Electric Sleigh Christmas Card

Electric Sleigh Christmas Card

Tap to view Photo Upload Elves Christmas Card

Photo Upload Elves Christmas Card

Trustpilot

Helpful Links

About Us

Your Account

Product Info

Let's get Social

facebookTikTokinstagramyoutubex / twitterblog

Download the App

applegoogle play

Shop by Region

United Kingdom FlagUKIreland FlagIRL
Mastercardmaestrovisaamerican expressapple paypaypalclearpayKlarna

© 2026 funkypigeon.com Limited, County Gates, Ashton Road, Bristol, BS3 2JH, UK
Registered Office: Century House, Wakefield 41 Industrial Estate, Wakefield WF2 0XG, UK Terms & Conditions