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Don't put us on the Shit Table Engagement Card

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  • Premium FSC® certified, environmentally friendly card
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Congratulate the special couple on their Engagement with this fun design from the range at Buddy Fernandez.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to edit the front of the card. The inside can still be personalised with your own message.

This premium square card is printed using our finest card which features a unique, high-quality matte finish for a fantastic result that looks and feels great. This uncoated premium card stock is made from 100% FSC® certified, environmentally friendly ECF (Elemental Chlorine Free) 300 gsm board for a card that really stands out.

Personalise the inside of your card with your message using our text editor with our spell check and font and colour choices.

Once you're finished creating your personalised premium square card, you can have it delivered straight to their address on a day of your choosing, or send it back to your address if you'd prefer to deliver it in person. You can even add a "Do not open until..." message for the recipient if sending in advance, so they know not to open it yet!

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