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Dumb Ass Personalised Valentine's Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Let them know how much you love them with this cheeky design from the Happily Ever Laughter range by PG Quips.

Make this card extra unique by adding a name to the design.

Customise the pages inside by writing a message with our spell check feature and variety of fonts and colours, or leave it blank, and add a handwritten message when the card arrives. You can also upload photos or add a pre-written verse to make it extra special.

Have it delivered directly to your recipient's home or back to your own address.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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