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Eat your Cake Bitch Card

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Wish someone a happy happy birthday card for her, birthday, and tell them to eat their cake with this rude but fun design from Brainbox Candy

This is a non-personalised card, meaning that you don't need to change the design on the front.

Write a message on the inside pages with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

Have the card delivered directly to their front door, or back to your own address.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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