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Eat your Cake Bitch Card
Eat your Cake Bitch Card
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From £3.99 for our Standard A5
Other sizes available from £2.99
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Wish someone a happy happy birthday card for her, birthday, and tell them to eat their cake with this rude but fun design from Brainbox Candy
This is a non-personalised card, meaning that you don't need to change the design on the front.
Write a message on the inside pages with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.
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