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Even wankers deserve a Christmas Card

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Even wankers deserve a Christmas Card

  • £9.99
    Giant
  • £5.99
    A4
  • £3.29
    A5
  • £1.99
    A6

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Due to the increase in COVID 19 cases, deliveries can take 4 days longer to arrive
Standard First Class Post1-3 working days for delivery. 80% arrive next day. £0.85 - £1.20(depending on card size)
UK Next Working Daydelivery before 9pm £6.75
UK Next Working Daydelivery before 12pm £10.95
Saturday Guaranteed £7.95
HERMES Couriergiant cards only - UK only £2.99
Airmail (Europe)up to 7 working days for delivery £1.50 to £1.95(depending on card size)
Airmail (Rest of World)up to 12 working days for delivery £1.50 to £3.75(depending on card size)
Australiaup to 12 working days for delivery £2.00 to £4.75(depending on card size)(£20.00 for Giant cards)
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Wish that wanker in your life a merry Christmas, with this funny design from Dean Morris.

This is a non-personalised card, so you can't make any changes to the design on the front.

Personalise the inside page by writing a message with our text editor, or leave it blank, and hand write something when the card arrives.

Have it sent directly to your recipient's front door, or have it delivered back to your own address.