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Friends, Family and Cock Christmas Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Send someone Christmas wishes, and let them know you hope it's full of friends, family and cock (and/or cake) with this cheeky design from Filthy Sentiments.

This is a non-personalised card, which means you can't make any changes to the front of the card.

Add a personal touch to the inside page by writing a message with our text editor, or leave it blank, and add a handwritten message once the card arrives.

Have it delivered directly to your recipient's front door, or have it sent back to your own address so that you can hand it to them in person and see their reaction.

All of our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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