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  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Send a special birthday card to their number one customer with this cheeky design from Brain Box Candy.

This design is non-personalised, so you don't have to make any changes to the front of the card.

Personalise the inside page by adding a message using our text editor, or leave it blank and hand write something once the card arrives.

Have it delivered back to your own address. or directly to your recipient's front door.

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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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