Search
🥳30% Off 2+ Cards. Use Code
30MULTI
PersonaliseQuick & easy only takes 60 seconds

Oops! There seems to be an issue...

Please type a gift message in the textbox provided.

  1. Home
  2. Cards
  3. Father's Day Cards
  4. Rude Cards
  5. Glad Mum Didn't Swallow Me Father's Day Card
product image front
product image back
Front

Glad Mum Didn't Swallow Me Father's Day Card

Pay with
ⓘ

Pay with Klarna.

Select Card Size

🚚 Get it posted today - order in the next

4 hours 33 minutes 5 seconds
  • Non-personalised card cover, add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Send this naughty card from Thirty Mussels.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to edit the front of the card. The inside can still be personalised with your own message.

This card can be sent back to your address so you can handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. You can also choose to send this card directly to the recipient's address, after you've written your own message with our online editor.

Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to edit the text you add inside, with the font, size, colour, layout and more.

Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3), as well as pre-written verses inside the card.

All our greeting cards are printed using high-quality, recyclable card, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.

Select the Delivery Country

Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

Frequently Bought Together

See More
card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £14.99

Chocolate Boobs

card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £13.99

Happy Birthday Chocolate Gift Box

card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £14.99

Chocolate Willies

card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £23.99

Cadbury Dairy Milk 850g Bar

card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £16.99

Cartwright & Butler Milk Chocolate Chunk Biscuits Tin

card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £11.99

Cartwright & Butler Rhubarb & Custard Sweets Jar

More like this

Tap to view So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You Card

So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You Card

Tap to view Star Mum Father's Day Card

Star Mum Father's Day Card

Tap to view Mum Father's Day Card

Mum Father's Day Card

Tap to view Sorry You Had to Shag Mum Father's Day Card

Sorry You Had to Shag Mum Father's Day Card

Tap to view Ode to a Single Mum Father's Day Card

Ode to a Single Mum Father's Day Card

Tap to view Happy Father's Day Mum Photo Card

Happy Father's Day Mum Photo Card

Tap to view Best Mum Ever 4 photo Father's Day Card

Best Mum Ever 4 photo Father's Day Card

Tap to view Thank You Mum on Father's Day Card

Thank You Mum on Father's Day Card

Tap to view Happy Father's Day you mean the World to Me Photo Card

Happy Father's Day you mean the World to Me Photo Card

Tap to view Try Doing It How Mum Told You Father's Day Card

Try Doing It How Mum Told You Father's Day Card

Tap to view For Any Occasion Card

For Any Occasion Card

Tap to view Dad Swallow His Pride Personalised Father's Day Card

Dad Swallow His Pride Personalised Father's Day Card

Tap to view Dad You Didn't Have to Be Father's Day Card

Dad You Didn't Have to Be Father's Day Card

Tap to view Letterpress Glad you're my Dad 2 Photo Father's Day Card

Letterpress Glad you're my Dad 2 Photo Father's Day Card

Tap to view I Didn't Listen Mother's Day Card

I Didn't Listen Mother's Day Card

Tap to view Glad I Won the Race Father's Day Card

Glad I Won the Race Father's Day Card

Tap to view Happy Father's Day Mum Twice the Work Card

Happy Father's Day Mum Twice the Work Card

Tap to view Mum Best Dad I've Ever Had Personalised Father's Day Card

Mum Best Dad I've Ever Had Personalised Father's Day Card

Tap to view Mum Said I Had to Get You a Father's Day Card

Mum Said I Had to Get You a Father's Day Card

Tap to view Buy one get two free Step-Dad Father's Day Card

Buy one get two free Step-Dad Father's Day Card

Trustpilot

Helpful Links

About Us

Your Account

Product Info

Let's get Social

facebookTikTokinstagramyoutubex / twitterblog

Download the App

applegoogle play

Shop by Region

United Kingdom FlagUKIreland FlagIRL
Mastercardmaestrovisaamerican expressapple paypaypalclearpayKlarna

© 2025 funkypigeon.com Limited, County Gates, Ashton Road, Bristol, BS3 2JH, UK | Terms & Conditions