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  • Printed on our finest premium card for a luxury finish
  • Can be sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Choose to leave blank, for signing and delivering yourself (extra envelope included)
  • Variety of card sizes available
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  • Premium FSC® certified, environmentally friendly card

Wish a happy birthday to someone special with this card from Brainbox Candy.

This card is non personalised, meaning the design on the front cover can't be altered. However, you can still write your message inside the card.

This premium square card is printed using our finest card which features a unique, high-quality matte finish for a fantastic result that looks and feels great. This premium card stock is made from 100% FSC® certified, environmentally friendly ECF (Elemental Chlorine Free) 300 gsm board for a thicker card that really stands out.

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