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Hold My Calls Personalised Birthday Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Wish someone special a happy Birthday with a personalised card from Quitting Hollywood.

Add the recipient's name to the front of the card to make it extra special and unique.

When you've finished editing the front of your card you can then select a pre-written verse for the inside pages, or write your own personal message using our spellcheck feature and range of fonts and colours.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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