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I Can't Live Like This Birthday Card

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  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Do you love teasing your friend about the fact they can't stick to a diet for more than seventeen minutes? (more like five!) Then send them this fun design from Brainbox Candy to remind them that you understand their struggle. Besides, diets don't count on birthdays.

This card is non personalised, so you cannot alter the design on the front of the card. However, you can write a special message on the inside of the card with our text editor, or leave it blank and handwrite a personal message yourself. For delivery, you can choose to either send it back to your address or directly to the recipient.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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