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If We Were Dogs Valentine's Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Let them know you'd sniff their bum (but only if you were dogs) with this funny design from Buddy Fernandez.

This card is non-personalised, do you can't make any changes to the front page.

Personalise the page inside by writing a message with our text editor, or if you'd prefer to add a handwritten message when the card arrives, you can leave it blank.

Have it delivered back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's door.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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