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I've Been to the Clinic Valentine's Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Send someone a cheeky card with this funny design from James Greenwood's Banter King range.

This design is non-personalised, so you don't have to make any changes to the front page.

Customise the page inside by writing a message with our text editor, or leave it blank so that you can add a handwritten message once the card arrives.

For delivery, have it sent back to your own address, or directly to your recipient's home.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivered in 2-4 days
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