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Long Faeces Card

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  • Inside left
  • Inside Right
  • Back

Long Faeces Card

  • £9.99
    Giant
  • £5.99
    A4
  • £2.99
    A5
  • £1.99
    A6

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
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  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish


Royal Mail First Class Post Royal Mail aim to deliver 80% of 1st Class mail the next working day (Mon - Sat) the remaining could take up to 3 working days to arrive £0.85 - £1.50(depending on card size)
Royal Mail Tracked 24 Standard (A5) / Small (A6) / Square Large (A4) / Large Square     £3.49 - £3.99
Special Delivery before 1pm next working day Standard (A5) / Small (A6) / Square Large (A4) / Large Square     £3.99 £4.99
Special Delivery before 9am next working day Standard (A5) / Small (A6) / Square Large (A4) / Large Square     £5.99 £6.99
Saturday Guaranteeddelivery before 9am Standard (A5) / Small (A6) / Square Large (A4) / Large Square     £4.99 £5.99
HERMES Couriergiant cards only - UK only £2.99
Airmail (Europe)Currently delivery up to 12 working days for delivery From £2.99
Airmail (Rest of World)Currently delivery up to 15 working days From £2.99 (depending on card size)(£12.99 for Giant cards)
AustraliaCurrently delivery up to 15 working days for delivery From £2.99 (depending on card size)(£20 for Giant cards)