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Make a Dick of Yourself Personalised Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Give someone permission to make a dick of themselves this birthday with this cheeky design from Tillovision's Pencil Me In range.

Make this card extra unique by adding the recipient's name to the design.

You can customise the inside pages by uploading photos, add a pre-written verse, or write a message using our spell check feature and variety of fonts and colours.

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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