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Massive C**k Rude Secret Message Valentine's Card

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  • Non-personalised card cover, add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Choose to leave blank, for signing and delivering yourself (extra envelope included)
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

This Valentine's Day why not send this naughty secret reveal card to the love of your life!! Cleverly designed by The London Studio the card comes with a nifty pair of Decoder Glasses so the recipient can read the hidden secret message ..... how cool is that?! ‘Secret reveal glasses will be added to your order automatically’

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to edit the front of the card. The inside can still be personalised with your own message.

This card can be sent back to your address so you can handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. You can also choose to send this card directly to the recipient's address, after you've written your own message with our online editor.

Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to edit the text you add inside, with the font, size, colour, layout and more.

Further customisation options include the choice of standard (A5) or large (A4), as well as pre-written verses inside the card.

All greeting cards are printed in the UK on high quality gloss card with a superior finish, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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