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Merry Pissed-mas Christmas Card
Merry Pissed-mas Christmas Card
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From £3.99 for our Standard A5
Other sizes available from £2.99
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- Add a personal touch to the inside pages
- Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
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Wish someone a merry pissed-mas...we mean, Christmas, with this fun design from Paul Hammond's All The Best range.
This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to make any changes to the front of the card.
You can customise the inside page by writing a message with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.
Have it sent directly to your recipient's front door, or back to your own address so that you can hand it to them in person.
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