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My Dog F**king Hates You Birthday Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
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  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Wish someone a happy birthday by reminding them that your dog hates them with this funny design from Brainbox Candy.

This is a non-personalised card, so you don't have to make any changes to the design on the front.

Write a message on the inside pages with our text editor, or you can leave it blank and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

You can have the card delivered directly to their front door, or back to your own address.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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