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  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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If someone is feeling under the weather, prescribe them a heaping dose of sympathy texts and a bottle of wine with this funny design from Funky Pigeon.

Disclaimer: We can't guarantee that wine will cure what's ailing them...but it's worth a try.

This card is non-personalised, so you can't make any changes to the design on the front.

You can add a personal touch to the inside page by writing a message with our text editor, or leave it blank, and hand write something when it arrives.

For delivery, have their card sent directly to your recipient's front door, or back to your own address.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 2-4 days
Express Tracked
Delivered in 1-2 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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