Search
🥳30% Off 2+ Cards Use Code
30MULTI
PersonaliseQuick & easy only takes 60 seconds

Oops! There seems to be an issue...

Please type a gift message in the textbox provided.

  1. Home
  2. Cards
  3. Birthday Cards
  4. Funny Cards
  5. Never old enough to know better personalised Card
product image front
product image back
Front

Never old enough to know better personalised Card

Pay with
ⓘ

Pay with Klarna.

Select Card Size

🚚 Get it posted today - order in the next

15 hours 17 minutes 20 seconds
  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Wish someone you know a happy birthday with this sarcastic personalised card from the Spoken in Jest range by Emotional Rescue.

Add the recipient's Name to the front of the card to make it extra humorous for your partner in crime!

When you've finished editing the front of your card you can select a pre-written verse for the inside pages, or write your own personal message using our spellcheck feature and range of fonts and colours.

Select the Delivery Country

Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class
Delivered in 1-3 days
Guaranteed Tracked
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

Frequently Bought Together

See More
card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £15.99

Retro Sweets Hamper

card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £13.99

Lightsaber Heat Change Mug

card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £15.99

Happy Birthday Chocolate Gift Box

card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £21.99

Cartwright and Butler Pistachio Dubai Style Truffles

card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £18.99

Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza

card imageproduct image
Price for Both: £17.99

Lindt Lindor Heart Assorted Chocolate Truffles

More like this

Tap to view Old Enough to Know Better Birthday Card

Old Enough to Know Better Birthday Card

Tap to view Old Enough to Know Better Father's Day Card

Old Enough to Know Better Father's Day Card

Tap to view 50 Old Enough to Know Better Birthday Card

50 Old Enough to Know Better Birthday Card

Tap to view Fizz Husband Birthday Card - Old Enough

Fizz Husband Birthday Card - Old Enough

Tap to view You know your Old when Birthday Card

You know your Old when Birthday Card

Tap to view Old age funny personalised Birthday Card

Old age funny personalised Birthday Card

Tap to view Never Too Old For a Party Birthday Card

Never Too Old For a Party Birthday Card

Tap to view Carrot Thank You Enough Card

Carrot Thank You Enough Card

Tap to view I Know You Like Dogs Birthday Card

I Know You Like Dogs Birthday Card

Tap to view Leon - That's Enough Personalised Card

Leon - That's Enough Personalised Card

Tap to view Happy Birthday You Old Personalised Card

Happy Birthday You Old Personalised Card

Tap to view I Know You Like Socks Birthday Card

I Know You Like Socks Birthday Card

Tap to view Old Enough Happy Birthday Card

Old Enough Happy Birthday Card

Tap to view I Know Nothing Birthday Card

I Know Nothing Birthday Card

Tap to view Never Clever Beer Personalised Christmas Card

Never Clever Beer Personalised Christmas Card

Tap to view Better With Wine Personalised Card

Better With Wine Personalised Card

Tap to view Sister Know too Much Birthday Card

Sister Know too Much Birthday Card

Tap to view Words are Not Enough Mother's Day Card

Words are Not Enough Mother's Day Card

Tap to view Never Notice Anniversary Card

Never Notice Anniversary Card

Tap to view Never Leave Home Mother's Day Card

Never Leave Home Mother's Day Card

Trustpilot

Helpful Links

About Us

Your Account

Product Info

Let's get Social

facebookTikTokinstagramyoutubex / twitterblog

Download the App

applegoogle play

Shop by Region

United Kingdom FlagUKIreland FlagIRL
Mastercardmaestrovisaamerican expressapple paypaypalclearpayKlarna

© 2025 funkypigeon.com Limited, County Gates, Ashton Road, Bristol, BS3 2JH, UK | Terms & Conditions