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No Time to Diet Birthday Photo Card

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  • Add your photos/text to the cover (depending on design)
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Remind a special someone that their birthday is no time to diet with this fun spoof card from Jerry Tapscott.

Simply upload one of your favourite photos and add the recipient's name to make a unique birthday card.

Once you've edited the front of the card, add a special message inside of the card, you can either select a pre-written verse, or write your own message using our spellcheck feature as well as a number of colours and fonts.

Don't forget to preview your card before ordering to ensure it's exactly as you want.

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