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Nobody Gives a Flat White Card

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If you know someone who's constantly checking in to coffee shops on social media...let them know what everyone is thinking with this honest design from Buddy Fernandez.

This is a non-personalised card, so you don't have to alter the design on the front.

You can personalise the inside pages by writing a message with our text editor, or leave the card blank and hand write something once it arrives.

Have the card delivered back to your address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

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