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  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
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  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Make that someone special laugh and celebrate their birthday with this tongue in cheek design from Funky Pigeon.

This card is non personalised, meaning the design on the front cover can't be altered. However, you can write inside the card with our text editor, or leave it blank to handwrite something yourself. For delivery, you can choose to either send it back to your address or directly to the recipient.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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