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Nothing Sexy Valentine's Card

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  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
  • Fast delivery available

Send someone sexy and exciting this funny design from UKG's Hanson White range.

This is a non-personalised card, so you don't have to make any changes to the design on the front.

Add a unique touch to the pages inside by writing a message with our text editor, or leave it blank, and add a handwritten message when the card arrives.

Have it sent directly to your recipient's front door, or back to your own address.

All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Delivered in 1-3 days
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Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday, signature required

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