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Shorts no Longer an Option Birthday Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Choose from a variety of card sizes
  • Printed on high quality, recyclable card
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Create a personalised Birthday Card for someone special with this humorous design by Emotional Rescue.

Customise the Name to create a unique birthday card.

Personalise the inside of your Birthday Card and write your own special message. Why not add photos to the inside, or take advantage of our verses and spell check features too?

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